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College Weight

The weight a young man or woman gains in college due to excessive ingestion of beer, grain alcohol, and of course all the delicious snacks you eat when smoking marijuana.
It,s so great you could make it home from school for Christmas jimmy, looks like you've been partying you've put on a little college weight.
by Shang Tsung October 2, 2010
mugGet the College Weightmug.

gaston college

A school that everyone has attended but no one has wanted to. A place where you realize 7 years down the road you're only half way to your associates and you probably should've taken a summer semester.
Or
A slang term for a place where non conforming hippie haters go to scooter and smoke poots so their lame millennial parents think they're still the good horny toads they raised them to be.
Charlie: I'm going to Gaston College later, wanna come?
Max: Aw c'mon man you had a 2.7 GPA you could've at least made it into UNCC
Charlie: Nah bro we're going to spark up some poot floats
Max: Oh it's lit fam
Charlie: vape me to life
by superiorhornytoad June 21, 2016
mugGet the gaston collegemug.

forthill college

A Highschool which is so on the DLA that the roof is collapsing , the walls are falling apart.
There is slags, chavs and eyebrows are thicker than mrs McCann.
"Ew did you hear she goes to Forthill college , what a slag!"
by FHCsucxx January 7, 2020
mugGet the forthill collegemug.

stamford college

this is full of wanna be road men who walk around with their puma or other 'roadman' brand tracksuit bottoms down to their ass and it is riddled with smokers.
god stamford college is absolutely grim i would rather go PRC
by marge smipson January 22, 2020
mugGet the stamford collegemug.

college debt

college debt is what evveryone fears the most, there is no way out of it
college: you better pay up fucker
me: you already stole half of my life savings what more do you want?!
collge: debt, College Debt
by yobev December 4, 2020
mugGet the college debtmug.

belvedere college

This school is doesn’t smell nice
I went to Belvedere college and this school doesn’t smell nice
by Cool kid 10 June 10, 2021
mugGet the belvedere collegemug.

College Poopie

A college poopie is when ones brain gets so full from college stuff that they just shit it all back out.
Person 1: Dude, I've taken in so much college info it just all came back out my ass.

Person 2: You just made college poopie!
poop college
by TheCrazyOne23 April 9, 2011
mugGet the College Poopiemug.

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