clacklepuss

the area between ones balls and asshole, see also taint and gooch etc.
named as such because ones balls clash against said area when partaking in the sexual act

The space between
Your dick and ass
Is where you will find
The Clacklepuss

by Noon-Dawg May 22, 2005

clacker

A clacker is a piece of crap covered in hair/fluff, usually found on carpets.

Chris: Do me a favour, get rid of that bit of fluff on the carpet.
Andy: Ewwww, that's no bit of fluff, it's a clacker...

by Garrold September 15, 2004

clake

Craig's List flake: Someone who calls or emails and says they'll come over and buy your goods, but they never show up and don't call.

"I got 6 emails for my used computer, and all but one was a clake. Oh well."

by Jim Benson February 25, 2009

Clark

Irish for 'you're fucked'.

Should not be mistaken for Clarke which is English. Hense the E.

synonyms - run, run away, hide, you've done it now, someone gunna get a hurt real bad, do you like your face

antonyms - you're safe, relax, i'm not going to knock you out

common misspellings - epic, winning, run, hide iwishthatwasmylastname

Clarke - Crumpets and tea? Oh wait good sir, you're Irish!
Clark - Clark.
Clarke - Ah yes!
Clark - *sigh*

by thundaacaat July 6, 2011

clark

To clark something is to shun it until this act of shunning becomes excessive.
When clarking something or someone, one must not converse with it, refer to it or even gesticulate at it.
These are all forbidden during the act of clarking.
A true master of clarking is able to clark for anything up to a week.

Onlooker: Aseem is in one of his moods again, he has been totally clarking Nicky

by Dangoor March 1, 2009

cawkatoo

An alternative spelling for "cockatoo" (a bird). See cawk

"look at that cawkatoo over there"

by Anonymous August 3, 2003

Clank

To blast or Shoot someone.

that wanksta got clanked in the head.

by tony montana October 3, 2003