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jebus chris

We slap people as part of the religion of jebus chris
*slaps* you've been blessed by jebus chris
by THEMUFFINMANNNNSSS August 10, 2017
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Maddy and Chris

Maddy and Chris are perfect together! If you know a Maddy and Chris, pair them. Chances are they are the perfect match! 😍
Maddy and Chris are perfect together
by Avery Grace June 1, 2018
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Chris Wong

When you get a knee burn from your denim jeans.
"Oh man, I just got a Chris Wong"

"Hey, you should probably skip the skinny jeans mate. Don't want to give yourself a Chris Wong"
by Lumpymumpy June 4, 2018
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Chris Potter

Chris Potter is a personal trainer. He owns a business named Challenge up. He also is a basketball coach and is VERY VERY single so hit him up ladies. Hes got the looks but he has a crush on Hailey Reanue. but fyi she is "talking to someone" so ladies you still have a chance
God, Chris Potters got it all

the looks

the body
the attitude
the drive
the money
EVERYTHING!!!!!!
by AMOS: makayla1183 June 26, 2019
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chris is that a weed

im calling the police

911 wuts ur emergincy
chris is that a weed?

im calling the policce
'911 wots ur emergincy'
by PartayKittay September 17, 2019
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Chris Mew

When you’ve had a few too many beverages and you’re feeling a bit queasy, you might go to the toilet and have a Chris Mew (Spew).
“Where have you been Tay?”

“Fuck I was feeling shit, I just had a quick Chris Mew in the toilet” - Taylor
by jackabbz August 29, 2019
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The Chris Christie

When you fuck a girl in high waisted Docker's or cargo-shorts with only your cock out of the zipper, leaving the balls tucked in.

**Modified CC is when you untuck the balls, leaving a drainage route for vaginal secretions so as to not get the "glazed donut" on your freshly pressed & pleated Docker's.
We did the Chris Christie in a parking garage .
by Dongcoptered October 8, 2017
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