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Chode

actually spelled Choad. Synonym for ‘penis’ used in alt.tasteless and popularized by the denizens thereof. This term is alleged to have been inherited through 1960s underground comics, and to have been sighted in the Beavis and Butthead cartoons. Speakers of the Hindi, Bengali and Gujarati languages have confirmed that ‘choad’ is in fact an Indian vernacular word equivalent to ‘fuck’; it is therefore likely to have entered English slang via the British Raj.
by ChuggasaurusRex December 28, 2005
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chode

its really not what you think it is. It all depends on the context of the word. YOU see. A chode is someone that is wider than they are tall. like a knome. the alternate deffinition of course the one you perverted people are looking to hear. Yes a short wobbly penis that is wider than it is long. that is usually laughed at be either A)your girlfriend or B)your girlfriends mom C)your girlfriends friends o ya and if this is you. sorry buddy.
dude did you see that chode walk accross the street.
wow i can't believe he wanted me to play with that chode like penis of his it was so small and wide.
by ishamel ali baba April 25, 2006
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chode

a penis that is wider than it is long.
by Lesbian Trollop May 5, 2003
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choade worbler

any or all annoying people. the only stipulations are that they look like they have some type of retardation, or speak like they are retarded.
most commonly seen attempting to speak to the cool kids in highschools or colleges. occationally frequents large parties and is found sitting in the corner, either staring at girls that he will never get with, or girls she will never look like.
WARNING: these people are prone to suicide, school shootings, and rape leading to murder, or child molestation.
" Why is Mark talking to us? He is such a choade worbler.
by Ryan LaFrance April 3, 2008
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Chode Syndrome

A disorder which results in a chode. The person will be bullied, called various chode insults, and get no pussy from girls unless they are fatties. It is caused by Chodeanesia
Look at that poor guy with chode syndrome. He'll turn out to be a fag.
by The Chode Scientist January 13, 2009
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Chodder

Bob is such a chodder!
by =-XoX-= November 28, 2011
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slap em with a chode

its pretty self explanitory...if you dont understand it you are probably being slapped with a chode as you are reading this.
if your boss is being a dick then slap em with a chode
by JAY JAY March 14, 2005
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