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Champagne social-Islamist

sham-pain so-shul-iz-lam-ist
(noun)

A clueless rich kid who waves Pride flags with one hand and Hamas flags with the other. Pretends to fight for freedom, women's rights, and gay rights - while simultaneously backing troglodyte extremists who'd have them tortured, beheaded, or tossed off a building. Loves to rail against the "evils" of capitalism, all while sipping Veuve Clicquot™ on their yachts all day, posting vapid commie nonsense on Instagram™ with their iPhone. Powered by cognitive dissonance so severe it should qualify as a mental illness.

see also: useful idiot, dhimmi idiot, chickens for KFC, hypocrite, clueless dipshit
Greta Thunberg is a textbook Champagne social-Islamist.
by _L_C_ June 3, 2025
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Champagne champ

Is a sexual act when a man is having sex with another person (or persons) in any sex position and the person who was receiving the penis pull it out during orgasm quickly put it into their mouth to swallow the semen.

Derivatives champagne champ, champagne championship, champagne champion, champ champ, or cork popper
Last night Althea was the champagne champ.

I'm looking for a champagne champ.

I'm a champagne champion (champagne championship}
by MrCraigos July 12, 2025
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Champa Sea

The South China Sea was originally called THE CHAMPA SEA for more than 1500 years. The Champa Sea is the sea of the Austronesian Peoples.

Martin Soriano of the Austronesian Museum Iloilo City, Philippines is the FIRST Austronesian Citizen. Martin Soriano swam the Iloilo Strait Philippines, the birthplace of the PROAS or Pharahus the precursor of the Kunlunpos. The "po" in the Chinese Junk in Kunlunpo means Pulao, Phrao, Palau or Pharahu--- Paraw, an Ilonggo word from 2,500 BCE derived from "Tumbak-Tumbak" Dragonfly meaning "TO SHOOT THE ILOILO STRAIT USING PARAWS or OUTRIGGER SPEAR BANCAS." Evidenced by DNAs and Interior Epics of the Suludnons of Panay Bukidnons. The Austronesians coming from Taiwan riding Amihan winds invented the "Outriggers," which gave rise to the Kunlunpos, The Chinese Navy (after the Han Dynasty collapsed) and The Champa Sea in the last 2000 years.
The Champa Sea is the original name of the South China Sea.
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Chomping Dong

by noxp August 27, 2025
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Chimpachimping

A person chasing red flags. They always choose the worst option there is to choose.
A: Hey, have you heard about Lauren's new boyfriend?
B: Yeah, he's so suspicious, gives off real stalker vibes.
A: I swear, Lauren is a chimpachimping
by Highlander06 September 15, 2025
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champagne dog bath

That Temu trampoline sure was a champagne dog bath.
by Deluxe Raccoon September 18, 2025
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Chimpanzini bananini

yash is the definition of this.
" yash is a Chimpanzini bananini "
by POOPYMCMUFFIN PANTS September 30, 2025
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