Carpet Dying

When you Fucking a bitch and you pee in her hair

" Yo, me and Samantha did some carpet dying last night! best thing every!"

by Foulcreature March 21, 2022

carpet mine

bottles and cups of unfinished beverages left on the carpet

i got off the couch and set off two cups and a longneck carpet mine drenching the region in beer and shiraz

by kidlinger June 28, 2010

Carpet muncher

A male or female who eats hairy c00chie

“Shut up you fucking carpet muncher”

“Nasty ahh carpet muncher”

by Lannah with the shyts November 26, 2021

carpet grin

When a cat opens it's mouth drawing air in and up into the Jacobson's organ to process the scent more deeply than your cat's nose can. Usually resulting in an open mouth grinning expression.

"What's on this blanket? The cats got a wicked carpet grin."
"Dale, the damn cat is grinning at the carpet again!"

by LordOftheTacos February 20, 2023

Carpet Bomb

Mike's coital finishing move. Usually required an XL towel for cleanup afterwards.

She wanted me to carpet bomb her after Cruz took Iowa.

by AyeMoney October 6, 2016

Carpet bombing

Jizzing on to a girls bush

Dude, so last night I hooked up with Carla and it was total carpet bombing.

by Peanutbutter spread June 4, 2018

Magic Carpet

A metaphoric phrase that refers to smoking marijuana, or being high.

Man, yesterday I was on a magic carpet.

by Realistically Realistic July 20, 2017