Cabbage

Slang for "trash", "sum shit", etc.

Person 1:
Dude my girlfriend cheated on me with my dad
Person 2:
Fuck dude, that's sum cabbage

by Princexftheflies December 1, 2019

cheesy cabbage

The result of someone gardening with a cheesy trowel.

If someone was gardening with a piece of cheese as their trowel and wondering why their cabbages were always cheesy, the mode of thinking “this is truly insane” being unnecessary would still result in cheesy cabbages.

by neutroncore February 7, 2022

Dickhead Frog Cabbage Cunt

Someone who keeps calling another person fruity (gay), even when they aren’t.

Archie Sheppard is a dickhead frog cabbage cunt

by expressbenjamin20 March 13, 2020

cabbage collector

A person with large hands.

You need to wash those cabbage collectors!

by Gman357 December 16, 2022

Gord Cabbage

it's like tapeworm but hanging from your butt

'Christ, John, cover your Gord Cabbage. It's your wedding day!'

by GordCabbage August 22, 2017

cabbage crisp

Something that is very cool

Hey bro, you’re really cabbage crisp

by Bc s rncncmd October 15, 2022

Cabbage

something a cat eats

i would love to watch a ca eating a cabbage

by orangejuiceafterteethbrushing October 9, 2022