1.The act of performing one or more sexual acts in a public place.

2.Receiving sexual satisfaction from a celebrity while in their line of business, such as on a movie set with an actor.

1."My girlfriend and i were recently at a benihana for our anniversary and she was totally 'cranking some hendy' under our section of the table

2."i saw Tom Cruise at Warner Bros. Studios today and he was cranking some hendy on the set for Mission Impossible 4 with Katie Holmes!"

cranking some hendy by TheVBeffect January 2, 2012

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Crank

English word deriving from the combination of 'cry' and 'wank' (slang for masturbation) to denote the fact that the masturbation is rooted in deep sadness and is the poor man's rendition of drinking one's sorrows away

She left me again, I'll just have a crank and fall asleep tonight.

Crank by The white black March 29, 2016

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Crank

A crank is a hit on a persons head for doing something or saying something dumb

He said two plus two was six, so I got my crank

Crank by KingMatt05$2002 September 21, 2016

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Crank up the old Evinrude

The process of trying to get and old, tired dick ready for battle. A rallying cry for boaters.

It had been so long since I ducked, but with a willing spirit, I attempted to crank up the old Evinrude.

Crank up the old Evinrude by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

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