coin condom

The wrapping around rolls of coins.
We need coin condoms to drop these quarters off at the bank.
by Dapak September 05, 2022
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Condom xl

An extra large condom that’s really big
Hey my condom xl broke while I was inside my gurl now I’m a father das right
by Bootymaster696969696969 August 08, 2019
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Card Condom

A "Card Condom" is a slang term for the soft plastic sleeve that sports card collectors use to protect their cards from damage. They are also used by many people who are down with trading card games due to the high value and rarity of some cards in play.
You just payed $600 for that Black Lotus card you bought online and you still insist on playing with it without using a card condom to protect it from all of the scratches caused by our wooden table?! Are you crazy?

sleeve cover protect plastic card condom scratch damage glove
by Ivanchuk "Gore Buff" June 24, 2014
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captain condom

A person who's father should have used a condom. Or defiantly should have pulled out.
Joe is such a captain condom. I bet his father wished he used one .
by Broutiful February 28, 2016
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pineapple condom

when you stick your penis in a pineapple then wrap it in a pizza
hold on dude, i gotta put on my pineapple condom"
by a waffle maker June 21, 2024
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kentucky condom

Aaron didn't have his latex so he made a Kentucky condom with his bandana
by Lord_chips September 23, 2017
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stuck condom

Oh no, I stuck condom
by Shrekjuice69 June 26, 2023
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