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cheesin in the closet

cheerful homosexuality, often performed in a secretive manner
I swear, if those guys aren't fruiting around they're cheesin in the closet.
by retsehcmai January 24, 2009
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be in the closet

dont live gay openly
be in the closet

-maybe hes not in the closet?
- right maybe keith likes you as well but hasnt the heart to tell you so..
by sombody87 April 10, 2009
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Evil Closet Munki

1. The monkey that lives in your closet, but not.

2. That kid from WtW who is way too obsessive over Family Guy.

3. Throws Junpei porn at people.

4. Boy who says, "PENIS!" a lot.
"That Evil Closet Munki is a freak!"
by evilclosetmunki January 1, 2005
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Iron closet

The new emerging political divide between East And West Europe rooted through the US Culture wars . (WEST Feminism LGBT Multiculturalism Globalism VS EAST Traditional Family values Christianity Homogenity Nationalism) In particular to LGBT rights. Which its name Refers to "Coming out of the closet".
This succeeds the divide of Europe through the "Iron Curtain" of the Cold War (1947 - 1991) through Its ideological conflict between Capitalist west VS Communist East.
2030 East German gay Guy: "Our Parents were always talking about the "Iron Curtain" in the Cold war. Well looks we kiddos ended up into An "Iron closet" because of the afD and Putin . (Jeez, my Wurst is getting cold inside here)."
by Urban dicker January 26, 2021
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Bone in the closet

Verb:
When a person bangs another person in that same gender, except they are still "in the closet" about it; secretive, in denial out in the open.

Noun: Literally a "Bone in the closet".
V.:
(Names of the following are fictitious and any relation of the two are coincidental)

Steve is attracted to Bret in an intensely sexual way but since he's a self centered douche and cares mostly about his reputation they're going to Bone in the closet.

(N.):

First person: "I opened the door and there was something catching flies in there and it' smells awful. What was it?"

Second person:" . . .@$#*! Yeah, that's just a bone in the closet."
by Anonymous Wolffox November 26, 2009
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Water Closet

When a dude is having sex and achieves orgasm while at the same time having a third person grab his scrotum and pull down enthusiastically.
Tim was gettin with this girl and right when he hit the jackpot, Patrick busted in and dropped a water closet on him. Tim was all pissed off because a dude was handling his junk but you know he was also kind of happy Patrick helped out too. Tims definitely gay now cuz he keeps askin Patrick to yank on him like a weed eater.
by Clard April 17, 2014
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Art Room Closet

1. The best place for a 15 year old boy to hook up with a infinitely more intelligent 14 year old artsy-girl.

2. The place were ledgends are born.

3. The best place to christen a new high school.

4. The place where my best friend hooked up with a girl that I didn't like.
I'm so dissapointed in you, I couldn't believe you would sink so low as to hook up with dumb boy in the Art Room Closet.

At North, the best place to hook up is the Art Room Closet.
by AM December 9, 2004
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