Key Chaining

When a married man goes out clubbing or bar hopping with friends and puts his wedding ring on his key chain so he can pretend to be single and have fun. Now this doesn't mean that he is going to cheat on his wife, it just means that it's easier to have fun in a club if you're not dancing by yourself 'cause every woman there can see that you're married.

Guy 1 "Dude, where's your wedding ring?"

Guy 2 " I'm Key Chaining tonight"

by Dracco Hulka February 9, 2010

first chair

The first chair of the day at a ski mountain, if you have the first chair, then you are the first person on the mountain.

"Let's leave for the mountain at around 9:15 tomorrow."

"Nah dude, we gotta be first chair so let's leave at 8:00."

by tcim2597 February 13, 2012

chair

almost always useful. a person has to invest a great amount of faith into this object, for if it breaks (which is entirely possible) then one is putting the fact that they are currently not disabled at great risk ie. they could become disabled

Boy1: What you on bruv?
Boy2: A chair
Boy1: Isit? That's Sick
Boy2: Yeh, but I'm being careful though, 'cos if it breaks I could end up disabled.
Boy1: Mate, I wouldn't take the risk; I don't even sit on chairs anymore

by Willis McGee July 21, 2006

Off da Chain

1. A positive comment that something is good or pleasing to the eye.
2. A negative comment meaning that someone is insane, like a rabid dog off the chain.

Examples:
1. Girl, those braids are off da chain. Where did you get that weave from?
2. Your mommma is off the chain and chasing that poor fool down the street.

by Ragdolly August 3, 2005

Off the chain

Something that is fantastic, awesome, and especially extreme can be said to be "off the chain".

"I can't believe Joe got with three chicks that night, that is off the chain!"

by Jackage September 30, 2006

Chain

A rapper's source of power. The sunlight to his birdman. Without a chain of platinum/gold/diamonds/bones, a rapper sloses his ability to drop tight flows over phat beats. The is an absolute necessity, and its importance should not be taken lightly.

Ludacris once said, "Some people ask why there's a skull on my chain, it's 'cause I LOVE gettin' head."

by Don "Magic" Juan June 11, 2006

RUSTY CHAINSAW

When in the act of using anal beads on male or female. Ripping them out too fast results in a fecal splattering which gives it the name of the rusty chainsaw

the other night i gave my wife a rusty chainsaw and as punishment I had to clean that room for hours

by kraab19 February 21, 2009