carlos

too good at everything and pissis his pants

look its him! carlos i love you! can you sign my autograph!

by hdgdjshcbdbs April 18, 2022

Carlos

The sexiest son of a bitch around with a dick the size of Mt. Everest.

Female Bestfriend: Holy shit ur dick hits the spot

Carlos: fuck

by Qwertyuio1234567890-asdfghjklz April 19, 2022

Carlo Letteriello

He is a very handsome guy but his best quality is his sweetness. He may have some old fashioned ideas, but he has a kind heart deep down. He will try to make u happy at any cost. Might seem full of himself, but he his actually insecure. He does have cons tho, he may have anger issues .

-He was so angry he rushed down to look for him-
-that’s so of a Carlo Letteriello

by Xiapa November 20, 2021

Carlos

Carlos of any of the sort like Carlo are insufferable guys, the ones that think moaning in class is fun. They're annoying and will try to embarras you or make stupid jokes. Not the type of guy you want to hang out with. I've met 5 Carlos and they're all shitty.

That dude? He's a total jerk, he must be a Carlos.

by bl0ss0mflowers November 20, 2021

Carlos

Funny, sexy, dop dead gorgeous mother fucker. A circle that plays phantom forces

Carlos is the sexiest man alive

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Hop on carlos

Hop on carlos is when you have hard-core anal butsex with a friend group of 3 people while eating your own microwaved shit mixed with throw up and watch spedman no way to africa.

Hey man wanna hop on carlos later on while we listen to 3 little monkeys sitting on a bed?
Sure man let me ask our other friends

by Samuel Contreras March 8, 2022

Carlos

A carlos is the best guy you will ever meet! he is funny and outgoing. he will make you laugh and be your friend immediately. he is usually tall and has deep brown eyes. he is kind and caring. he will melt your heart. if you knowe a Carlos don't let them go!

girl 1: whoa that guy is so awesome!

girl 2: duh. he's a carlos

by jelzie March 11, 2022