Butthole

An enteral hole of darkness and death/ where you poop the biggest shits of mankind

"Dude my butthole is sore from last night"

by How dare they June 9, 2015

Butthole

A place where poop comes out, also known as Lauren

Lauren is the biggest butthole I know

by Awesome kid 700037739494 November 16, 2015

butthole plum

It's the word for a plum that has a hole just big enough to stick your finger into , it's also a very nice fruit

Victoria gave me a butthole plum yesterday

by Banter4 life November 23, 2015

butthole shielding

When you squeeze your asscheeks together to protect your butthole. A person who executes this act is likely doing it for one of two reasons:

1) To hold in a turd when you really have to take a shit
2) Protect yourself from butt rape

Person 1: Why is Carly walking so funny? I bet she had anal for the first time last night and her asshole hurts! WHORE!
Person 2: It looks like she is actually butthole shielding. I bet she has diarrhea.

by laserboy January 8, 2016

Butthole Surfer

A person who is always a jerk or a douche bag and tries to get all the girls but can't.

Hey Jeff , stop being such a butthole surfer.

by TeenBagel January 30, 2016

butthole fungus

A type of fungus which originates from buttholes

I went to have anal with your mom, but I stopped when I saw her butthole fungus

by Jsjaje March 8, 2016

Butthole Surfer

1. One who jumps from parter to partner to partake in casual anal sex.

2. An American rock band that plays alternative punk music. (1981-Present)

"You're such a butthole surfer. I saw you take it up the butt again"

by Sputnik the Traveler May 4, 2016