brocolli

The stuff your parents force you to eat.

Mother: Have some brocolli, dear.
Kid: Eeeew, no thanks.
Mother: It's good for you!
Kid: ..it tastes like trees.

by glossedhorror August 31, 2006

brocelet

The type of bracelet worn only by a "bro". Has qualities that mark it as borderline homosexual.

Dave: Did you see Bryan's new brocelet?
Paul: A brocelet? Shit, it appears we've lost him to the bros.

by Jetty P. January 5, 2009

Brock Says Chill

The perfect comeback that combines a need to chill and the use of third person perspective. Often is used to express displeasure in regards to hooking up with somebody.

Person: Hey Brock why don't you go eat Courtney's butthole?

Brock: Brock says chillll. (Then proceed to tap your index fingers together and call everyone faggots)

by Pembridge Playa December 22, 2008

Broctor

A doctor majoring in the studies of brology. People who typically help the unbrolike.

You should see Chad, he's a real broctor. He'll heal your case of unbroness.

by General Douchington February 21, 2011

brocked

To close your eyes when someone takes your picture.

"I totally brocked that picture."

by GPFTW September 7, 2011

brocka

Neigh
the horsiest horse looking person in all of ponyville.

"those teeth can cut through iron"
"must be a brocka"

by doldo baggins December 30, 2012

brockloc

Broccoli being inserted into ones bum.

During the Soviet Union a man Brockloced me.

by im_wubstep March 18, 2015