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Blue Blocking

When a person blocks or prevents another from getting any blues. Purposely preventing someone from smoking and getting well because they are always looking for a hand out or freebies. They usually have 1 or more fronts already out, which they never seem to remember but You Know They Do! Usually resulting with them paying late or not paying at all.
"Hey, what did you do this weekend?"

"Man, I spent the weekend Blue Blocking a bunch of broke ass hoes trying to take advantage of my mother's good nature." "I told em to not come back too, unless they had some money and I swear to God if it's all in change, that shit better be pre rolled. I'ma weight that shit too, make sure they ain't trying to jew me, ya dig." "I told em do that and then I'll give em some Blues."

I had to Blue Block Karen when she came over, she didn't have any money and still owed for the blues I gave her last week.
by Written by Love February 19, 2023
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Blue gassing

The act of browsing for second hand vehicles and undoubtedly falling in love with one that you most definitely cannot acquire.

AKA blue balls but for vehicles.
-Ahh man I was totally blue gassing myself last night when I came across a sweet Volvo 240 that was too expensive for me.

-Homie, this Golf was blue gassing me for realz. - It was affordable but too far away.
by eemxep November 29, 2020
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40oz blues

when, after a few drinks, one will proceed to become an unhappy drunk, and begin to cry and shed tears about anything remotely bothering them. ex: crying about ex-boyfriend, inability to microwave easymac, spilling a drink on one's shirt, middle age
Becky drank to much and got a case of the 40oz blues and ruined the party.
by randymaniam June 5, 2010
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email blues

The emotion felt upon hitting the "get mail" icon and finding you have no mail or have only spam

Often results in depression or anger
"got the email blues, why do I never recieve any email? I hate Thunderbird"
by Baggyeyes April 21, 2008
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Blue Doosh

The blue tooth headset that is often seen sported by people walking down the street, in a coffee shop, and in client meetings. Often associated with those who think they are so cool that they can't take off their blue-tooth headset, thus rendering them a Blue Doosh.

Typically a douchebag who has a Blue Tooth headset on.
*looking at someone sitting at the table next to you in a restaurant, with his left ear flickering*

"Blue Doosh alert! That guy is wearing his Blue Doosh."
by blue doosh dont April 10, 2010
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sketchy blue

The point at which the sky has become bright again after a night of indulgence in a substance, or several such as alcohol, cocaine, ecstacy, LSD, etc.
Andrew: "Man, the sun is up!"
Matt: "Oh shit, it's sketchy blue."

Andrew: "It's time for bed, dude."
by famouscigarillo March 17, 2010
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Blue Doo

When you discretely take a girl into a port-a-potty and have sex with her from behind. During this process you push her head into the toilet bowl, causing her hair to turn blue. Everyone will clearly know what happened to her and the embarrassment will commence.
That girl just got railed in the port-a-potty and got blue doo-ed! Ho!
by mastamahars July 8, 2009
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