bucket of assorted creams

girl who recieves massive ammounts of cum (cream) hence bucket from a variety of sources hence assorted

sally is a bucket of assorted creams

by gazzzzzzz May 17, 2006

bucket-toucher

An individual who is contagiously and toxically lame; a straight man who is, like, totally gay.

Melissa: "I know a guy who once burned a hole in my purse, watched me fall down the stairs on several occasions, nearly allowed me to slip into a narcotic-induced coma and always makes me take the bus to see him."

Nick: "Clearly, this fellow is a bucket-toucher."

Melissa: "I know, right?"

by Melissa, in honor of Nick's Birthday November 11, 2008

Johnnie Lunch Bucket

A Blue Collar Worker that takes his lunch to work every day.

I'm going for a white collar worker not another Johnnie Lunch Bucket

by Debbie Isley August 28, 2007

shits the bucket

Term used to describe an person, thing, or event which sucks. (Used in place of "sucks")

Mike: I have a research paper due tomorrow and I haven't started yet
Mark: That shits the bucket!!!

by mealsss October 2, 2007

Bucket Head

a girl with a nice body but the bitch is so ugly she needs a bucket on her damn head

i'd hit it but never call her up again..i would never show up in public with her..she a bucket head!

by Thomas the runnin train on you April 1, 2008

fuck bucket

A woman's love tunnel or pussy hole.

I am inserting a broomstick in this heap of shit's fuck bucket.

by E April 16, 2005

Bucket Hat

The coolest type of hat around

Wow he’s so cool, did you see his bucket hat

by Tacotuesday3 August 17, 2019