hybrid blonde

A brunette that has the ditsy blonde curse

Did she really just say that ? I SWEAR she's a hybrid blonde .

by B1G JÁY January 6, 2024

rolled in blonde

I made a big stupid newbie mistake

I made such a big mistake it was like I had rolled in blonde.

by blonde southerner March 17, 2009

Dumb Blonde Bitch

A dumb blonde bitch is a girl who is very thick and has blonde hair. Often short little gremlins who will steal your food as they are fat. Makes a good friend, probably has autism, not the best at maths.

OI FACK OFF YE DUMB BLONDE BITCH!

by rizzlerskibiddigyatt May 30, 2024

Blonde Short King

A blonde short king is someone who rules over their friend group with passion and calmness, everyone will just flock to him like moths to a flame. The blonde short king is someone who will never be disputed. That stood until a scruff from barnsleh came and betrayed him on a trip to twickenham that saw many contraversial tiktok posts. They eventually made up.

"Look, its the blonde short king!! Bow down"

by KingAdamWorshipsAkkaLdz July 26, 2025

blond roux

Alternatively spelled "rue". A mixture of flour an clarified butter in a saucepan, this is the basis of a very simple form of gravy which would be used to make then other, more complicated sauces with, used often in French cooking, just ask Julia Child. As you continue to cook a white rue it will turn into a blond rue, and then a brown rue, as the starches begin to color from the heat. Something you can mention if you want to sound like you know how to cook, but really can't.

Julia Child: "grubmleburmblblblbumble-and oh it's just lovely-gerrumblebumblegerblegarble-so we'll add a bit of oregano, or as the English would say-blahblahmubmlemubmlebumble- to our blond roux here-crappycantunderstandawordshesayswhyisthisoldhagontvgrumblegrumble."

by boronanon April 3, 2015

Blonde Luke

Luke is a charming boy at first but as it goes he turns into one of those liars you cant trust.

He thinks he's the best and that he's popular well he isn't. Ge can become your friend once then randomly treat you like shit. He also likes to use his mum to gain sympathy from the girls

Blonde Luke :Hey my mum could die in a few weeks.
Amy:aaaw i feel sorry for you.

1week
Blonde Luke: I love amy
2weeks
Blonde Luke: I love emilia
3weeks
Blonde Luke: I love grace
and so on...

by sheahoee July 2, 2014

Hybrid Blonde

A Ditsy brunette that's having a permanent blonde moment.

They can't get around there own town without a GPS...dead giveaway your dealing with a hybrid blonde

by B1G JÁY January 9, 2024