jizz biscuit

a wad of tissue, a towel, or any other material that is wadded up and used to wipe up semen after one masturbates.

Dude, i didn't blow my nose with it. It's a jizz biscuit.

by PervertedMidget June 18, 2009

belgium biscuit

when a person is anally penetrated and then blows the penis directly after it has entered their back passage

i gave that bird a nice belgium biscuit, she loved it :P

hell no, im not sucking that, i don't want a belgium biscuit!

by why-do-i-know-this-shit October 29, 2008

eat a biscuit

1) a persuasive statement issued to a person of skeletor qualities (ie- Mary-Kate Olsen)

2) a delicious invitation to one of slight stature to actually eat something with a calorie content

Tila Tequila: eat a biscuit and get off my TV

by effin_ann August 1, 2008

shunting biscuit

noun: a term used to describe Viagra: this term is generally used by sex-workers in the Soho area of London.

The term is loosely derived from alternative terms for pills (usually esctasy, referred to sometimes as disco biscuits),
as well as the sex act itself ( shunting )

"Heaven is two Cambodian whores, Arsenal 1-up at half time live on TV, and a couple of top shunting biscuits" (quote from Soho sex-shop manager, having returned from a 'works outing' in Phnom Pen, Cambodia)

by Vin Rhinocelot November 9, 2008

Honey Biscuit

Honey Biscuit.
The name me and my friend, Which in the simpelest terms; Means Love

If you have a 'Honey Buscuit' It means you have a RARE and UNQIUE bond, a Very.. Bitter Sweet Bond.

This is somewhat beautiful and something someone should always remeber+cherish

Natasha Loves Her Honey Biscuit Lily. I Cannot Deney

by Natooshka Almigheh! June 6, 2009

vanilla biscuit

Another term for "Cracker"
Often used with white people.

"What's up vanilla biscuit"

by Paperchasingandpu$$ytasting August 7, 2017

Dick Biscuit

What you call someone if they are being dickish or a douchebag.

Stop being a Dick Biscuit, Nate, I'm trying to work

by cavecharm October 31, 2014