among us impostor is being mad sus bro, sus sus sus

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among us impostor is being mad sus bro, sus sus sus

by father i crave violence March 28, 2022

Being a joyce

The act of being annoying and extremely needy for the attention of your significant other .

Example:
- wants everything there way .
- wants complete attention of their partner .
- need to know who youre with and where you are at all hours of the day with proof
- make you share your location.
- need to get spoiled or else “there will be problems “
- doesn’t trust you even with all the information they get .
- Goes threw your phone and will reply to your text message and answers phone calls of friends and family and not tell you they tried to reach you .

Person 1 : I want you to call me when you get home .

Person 2 : pulling up to driveway

Person 1: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ?!? WHO WHERE YOU WITH ?!? WHY DIDNT YOU CALL ME ?!? I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME WHEN YOU GET HOME ?!?

Person 2 : I just got home . Stop being a joyce .

by La-Z-Boy B*tch October 28, 2018

These being the same losers said Harry Potter was the same way because it involved witchcraft & sorcery...OOOOOOOOO scary!!! Fuckin morons!

Joshiro007 makes cool definitions and all, but why the hell did he make this a word in his definition for D&D?

by Kenthar August 21, 2003

Beringer

To choke, backhand, and straight up Homer Simpson your woman.

Did you hear what happened over at the pad yesterday? He was like 5 jack & Coke's deep and totally Beringered Topanga.

by DeeLish April 28, 2009

Daniel Bedingfield

pop star whose name is all too easy to say

" ummmmm.....daniel bedingfield/craig david........."

by craig david - daniel bedingfield January 18, 2005

McDonaldsing/Being McDonaldsed

The usually sexual practice of smearing ice cream onto a woman's breasts, and removing it with the tongue. Sometimes performed in public.

'As a couple, they enjoy McDonaldsing/being McDonaldsed'.

by Cannon06 July 6, 2009

asexual being jr.

An autistic retard who is typically under some type of sedative or coma, and typically likes Minecraft with a mix of sped-tastic violence and blood for no reason. An asexual being jr. will typically experience dreams thinking they are autistic (to wake up and realize they are), extreme forms of retarded aggression for no reason, and nerd type things mixed with sexual pretenses (making a dildo out of LEGOs). Under special conditions may be/evolve into a chad.

Mikaelll: Hey is that Jim again? I swear, that kid cannot just quit talking about making mods for Terraria that includes his mom's virgin soul.
Rick C.: Yeah, I don't get it. It's like he's the manager of autismspeaks.org.
Mikaelll: He's definitely the biggest asexual being jr. I know.

by the schmouse June 6, 2018