bagslapper

When you take a shit but your turd stands straight up and falls over and hits your balls.

Person A: "Man i just experienced a bagslapper"
Person B: "a what now?"
Person A: "my turd hit my balls and theyre now covered in shit"

by Indestinate February 26, 2024

bags of wisdom

anoter saying of "boobs"

Guy 1: Look at that girls bags of wisdom bouncing!
Guy 1: Yeah, She's sexy af.

by aric_clovic March 23, 2024

Bangsko

Brainrot from Gen Alpha turned into a specific word used against little Timmies on the internet.

Jacob: Hey, isn't your nephew a little, "Bangsko"?
Lawrence: Yeah, I fuckin hate him.

by Mr. Peace April 2, 2024

bargain day at the supermarket

What Saitama desperately doesn't want to miss. Only occurs on Saturdays

Saitama: That means, today is BARGAIN DAY AT THE SUPERMARKET!!!!!
*kills carnage kabuto*
Also saitama: I SCREWED UP!!!!

by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" April 6, 2024

Bangscosity

An adjective for the unexpectedness of a situation.
Used first in the game Stanley parable Ultra Deluxe.

jeff: I can't believe the bangscosity out here.
jeff 2: what do you mea- *gets hit by a train*
jeff: not again.....

by DINGLEDOPPLEDOOPER May 11, 2024

bagsifesting

Terminology popular on the queer side of tiktok describing the manifestation of a queer persons crush. Based on the song ‘bags’ by Clairo about pining for a crush.

Man, ****** is so cute. I need to start bagsifesting so I’m going to go home to listen to bags by Clairo.

by JenBenson June 7, 2024

Bangs

(of music) has a strong, upbeat beat that is suitable for dancing to.

The tune bangs and is ideal for any house party.

by Arminkshipper June 23, 2024