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tech bags

Pejorative term for tech workers, a derivative of 'douche bag'. These people will push up the cost of living so high, cool people will no longer be able to afford to live in the city. They will infiltrate your neighborhood, destroy everything you hold sacred, and fill the neighborhood bars with cocky, over-paid pricks asking questions like "what's with all the fags around here?" Before you know it, everything will become trendy, overpriced, fake and there won't be anywhere to park. Seattle and San Francisco are two of the recent 'casualty cities' that have been overrun.
"Yeah everything went to shit when all the tech bags started moving here..."
by fupa troopah October 19, 2019
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Bag Bandit

A woman who requests a ride to some place and when the driver agrees she suddenly gets 4 or 5 bags of “her” stuff (stolen probably) to take with her
“Yes, as soon As I drop this Bag Bandit off I will have more room in the car!.”
by Justin-Judd-Texas November 1, 2022
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Spall Bag

Someone who is a complete cunt that you want to call out for being such, but you don't want to attract the unwanted attention of others around who may not be so accepting of naughty language.
*One office collogue to another*
"You know, that Michael guy they hired last month is kind of a spall bag"a
by Big Black Jack 77 June 9, 2023
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paper bag

a tool used for having sex with chicks with ugly faces and hot body.
i thought the girl was hot til she turned around and i saw her face. so i pulled out the paper bag and it was all good.
by Lou May 19, 2003
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chonch bag

A person worse than a douche bag who usually also smeels horrible.
After my boyfriend gave me a donkey punch without my permission i thought he was a total chonch bag.
by beny boy November 8, 2008
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Bag of Assholes

1. something really shitty
2. an awful smell
That dude in accounting smells like a "bag of assholes"!
by william braski November 22, 2006
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Fart Bag

An individual who hurts you in any way and then continues to blame you for your pain.
Fart Bag: (steps on your toe)
Decent human being: Owww.
Fart Bag: WHAT THE FUCK STOP STANDING EVERYWHERE!
Decent human being: Typical Fart Bag.
by WebKoala November 23, 2013
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