Not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea

One of the best blogs on tumblr, pretty sure they're a god. They also seem immortal??

Oh man I only have coffee, not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea will not be happy...

by Fluffibon December 10, 2018

I love you, but fuck!

When you love someone but they just drive you so crazy sometimes it makes you wonder!

"don't drive so fast, chew with your mouth closed, you're so gross!"

"I love you, but fuck!"

by beatyourchildren December 22, 2009

not really but hey...

You can get away with saying anything as long as you say this directly after what you say.

"I,m going to kill you, not really but hey."

by A. Heid January 27, 2004

anal dwelling but monkey

a monkey that is dewlling in your anus

dude look. . . .

you've got an anal dwelling but monkey

shit man

by lozz11111 December 23, 2007

My mind's telling me no, but my body is telling me yes

Rape.

My mind's telling me no, but my body is telling me yes

by Interactive November 6, 2009

Fuckable but not datable.

The slutty best friend of the hot girl everyone wants to date. You know what one I'm talkin' about.

Guy #1: What about Mandy...?

Guy #2: Mandy..? Too skanky, She's definitely fuckable but not datable.

by ThatGuyFrom2008 August 14, 2012

Weird flex but ok

A subtle, awkward, brag. Usually done unintentionally, out of custom.

- "I think these pants are a bit too tight; There's such a noticeable bulge around my junk area. It looks weird, doesn't it?"

- "(Uhh), Weird flex but ok"

by H.E. Hockeysticks II November 13, 2018