Happy Birthday

When someone says happy birthday and it is not your birthday then that means they got cake or want to give you cake. (Not the dessert kind....)

"Thanks for the cake but it's not my birthday...."
"Happy Birthday ;)"

by cheekbanger April 29, 2020

18th birthday

the day where you HAVE to get absolutely wasted!

guy 1: "yo, your 18th birthday is coming up you've got to get wasted bro!!"

guy2: "yeah bro 100%!!"

by chonce69 November 19, 2021

Louis Leakey's birthday

August 7th. The birthday of Louis Leakey who worked in africa and discovered many of the earliest human ancesters. He played a major part in the study of the evolution of humans.

This day is used to educate people on evolution and the evolution of humans and on the findings of paleoanthropology and to fight the false idea of creationsim.

Let's go see the ape man exibit they have out for Louis Leakey's birthday.

by Deep blue 2012 May 9, 2010

My Birthday

Any day in which your girlfriend will let you have anal sex with her. Can be used in past, present and future tenses.

Dude, I bought my girlfriend this awesome choclate browine, and in return it was my birthday!

by theoRidGEinal November 21, 2011

Happy Birthday

1) A gathering/celebration of why our not special or no one cares 2) Everyone/everything has a date of creation, hence the birth day. 3) Just another bullshit holiday for the already barely-getting-by-on-my-shitty-pay-month-to-month pay checks so to become pressured to celebrate the many and continue to make those in power richer (why they sleep) and you go back home to your programmed existence.

Ex. 1) Friend A: "It's my birthday today!"

Friend B : "Hey, Happy Birthday!"

Ex. 3) Friend A: "It's my birthday today!"

Friend B : "Hey, Happy Birthday!"

by Punktileus1 September 10, 2011

seventeenth birthday

The time when a boy/girl turns 17 and grows a tail.

"hey Martha, did you see the tail on that guy?"
"oh yeh, he is hot! Did I tell you I was at his seventeenth birthday?".
"Tail is a euphemism btw".

by MQ-N May 11, 2009

October 13 birthday

Most likely an emo or homosexual with dyed hair, generally not the best friend cause they’ll ghost you or be genuinely dry, but with people they care about they could be a walking celebration, doesn’t know how to start a conversation but when they’re in one they’re either the funnest thing ever or the most boring thing ever (no in-between) they’re also most likely a geek but they’re a cool awesome person but hard to become good friends with.

Regular friend: I heard she has a October 13 birthday, she’s cool but they’re kinda boring
Good friend: what do you mean? They’re a walking party!

by Feelsocleanlikeamoneymachine April 19, 2021