Parents

The hidden villains of humankind that perform modern-era slavery. Commonly found in pairs composed of a 'mother' and 'motherfucker', although there are exceptions. Their subjects are usually minors of ages 0-18. Common traits:

1. Claiming monopoly over their slaves, commonly known as 'children', and belief that they are their property.

2. Forcing slaves to comply to their demands and thus causing life-lasting scars, mental and rarely, physical. Usually by stripping away any joy children find.
3. Believing that their act of reproducing and increasing the population of Earth is commendable.
Me: Hey dad, mom, can I go to my friend's birthday party tomorrow? He's holding it in the school gym, all the teachers will be attending and it'll last from 1-5 in the afternoon.

Parents: NO I KNOW YOU'RE LYING AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO DRUGS!!! GO STUDY, YOU ONLY GOT A 92 ON YOUR PHYSICS TEST LAST WEEK!
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Someone who takes care of you as a child
My PARENTS are going to help me grow
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1. Oppressing individuals who enforce perfection via the whip and control your life this way too.

2. School-enforcing monsters who come in pairs and together relieve the resisting of any joy.
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Somthing shitty, that give u food. And kicks u out of the house when ur 18...
Monkey parents dips monkey babby in wator.
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For example : Why can’t harry and Lord Voldemort get a nose piercing? Lord Voldemort because he doesn’t have one and Harry doesn’t have Parents

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lack of nurons & obtained Specialneeds xD
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Dictators that act like the boss of you because they are older than you, and they also make a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG deal out of their kids wearing pajamas in public. They also don’t get along with each other.
Billy: I got into a fair argument with mom, and she got me into trouble.
Sid:yeah, parents abuse their power a lot.
by HandsomeDragon8 February 19, 2023
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