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Tim Allen skull fuck

Making the grunting sound Tim Allen makes on the sitcom 'Home Improvement' while being skull fucked in prison to recieve a lesser sentence for ratting out drug dealers.
Ex 1: "Mom, why does that man make that sound on that old show?"

"The late 70s was a different time, and even after 20 years he has not recovered from his PTSD of his tour of Federal prison"

Ex 2. "Brad, Randy and Mark all Tim Allen skull fucked me in prison while Jill watched". "Wilson did also, but I couldn't see his face". "Al cried."
by Fart skin March 26, 2026
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Milking Allmon

When you beating your shit and you bust and you get that urge of nodding off to the nut.
Kayden: yo gng ima go beat my shit be back in 15 mins

*Time passes*
Gng: yo where tf Kayden at?
Kayden committed a milking allmon
by Kingofyart August 12, 2025
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josh allen things

Magical plays invented to demoralize a defense and delight Bills fans everywhere; the opportunistic things one does to lead a herd forward through a field of haters
Show ‘em what you’re made of kid, you can do Josh Allen Things!
by Mamicake the Original November 9, 2025
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Connor Reid Allen

The Most Epic, Craziest And Creative Person You Will Ever Meet. ^_^ He Must Also Love Lights Poxleitner And Drop Dead.
by MeowKittyKat101 July 8, 2012
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joseph michael allen

A very hot boy who has feelings for someone but can't really tell Anyone about it. The girl is beautiful , strong and bold hearted ! He is kind in every way possible and is a hard worker . Once he starts to love it's hard to stop him .
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Black George Allen

the first black private citizen (Jordan Thomas Cooper) that was followed by a staffer for George Allen (a Washington Redskins Owner, Virginia Governor, UVA Student-Athlete, and US Senator) on LinkedIn.
The Black George Allen (Jordan Thomas Cooper) was the most historical person in the world according to intel agencies.
by Coop Dupe June 11, 2018
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makenzie lea allen

A beautiful girl everyone loves to talk to. Only problem is Makenzie is extremely shy around people she doesn't know. She has an amazing voice when talking or singing its soo soothing and pleasant. She has beautiful ginger hair and amazing blue eyes that change colour in different situations (for example they turn green when she's upside down and turn grey when she's cold) she is also able to change the size of her pupils at will. She has the best figure is hella skinny and has a perfect nose. All I have to say is it's amazing to have Makenzie Lea Allen in your life but difficult to keep her as she has a short temper but a huge heart and loves with all of it. So if u ever meet her ensure to approach carefully respect her space but never be afraid to talk to her she is an amazing support but be careful she has very bony shoulders that aren't the best for crying on but never fear she'll find a way to comfort you
Boy: guys I just met Makenzie Lea Allen
Friend 1: no way how was she??
Boy: a bit shy at first but were going out on Saturday and she is so fucking beautiful I cant wait
Friend 2: I hope you guys end up together she's the perfect match for anyone
by Its._.me._.bitch April 4, 2019
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