Gremlin Friend

A Gremlin Friend is that one friend we all have who hates the sunlight, has terrible mental health, and has no idea what a sleep schedule is. But they’re also lowkey cute and you want to hug them.
I think I’m the Gremlin Friend.

That’s because you are.
by calcifer the fire demon November 08, 2020
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fake friend

Someone who only acts as your friend when they require a service from you.
Gee Kevin, I could really use a ride to Futureshop today” – Politis
by Kevin December 04, 2004
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conditional friend

Your friend only for as long as they get pleasure or gain something from the friendship; only as long as it does not cost too much.
When a friend is down, I help him out. But when his life falls into place and mine isn't going so well, where is he to be found? That's a conditional friend.
by jacknjill December 19, 2003
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Anyway friend

The one person in your life who, no matter what they say or do, no matter what they’ve been through with you, they love you anyway
Sam: "I will love you anyway. No matter what happens...I am your anyway friend"
by the MD February 19, 2010
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friend of dorothy

A homosexual male, often very flamboyant. Derived from the friends of Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz.
Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy.
Cher, Dionne: What?
Murray: He's a disco dancin', Oscar Wilde readin', Streisand ticket holdin' friend of Dorothy, know what I'm sayin'?
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Plane Friend

When you don't want to, can't, or it wouldn't be prudent to claim to have only one best friend. You have plane friends. They are best friends that you would jump on a plane for if they said they needed you.

Choose your plane friends carefully because they would also have to be willing to do the same for you. Generally, you don't have these until you are an adult and all your friends are scattered throughout the country.
I don't see Marc that much, but his still one of my plane friends.
by CalliopeDM April 13, 2010
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