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Alyssa walters 

My ex bestfriend or as we would say befristend i miss her so much i wanna know how shes doing and wish i could ask her but i lost her number i truly hope shes doing well and i wish i could talk to her i miss are friendship shes amazing i cared about her very much and i know she cared about me too she was crazy but i loved that about her and i was crazy too we were both like sisters and had a lot im commen but one thing we also had in common was that we both weren't the best at apologizing to people but alyssa if you see this and i hope you will i know how much you like checking your name in urban dictionary so hopefully you will i want you to know i am sorry for everything i did i miss you i still care about you if you ever want to text me i still have the same number even if we dont become as close as we were i atleast just want to know how you are doing
Alyssa walters was my best friend and i wanna apologize for me messing up are friendship

Alyssa Mercante

Kotaku senior editor on Ubisoft's payroll, who yells "m-u-h racism" while simultaneously promoting the race based rewriting of an entire culture's history.
"I don't care what your teachers (or history) taught you, Yasuke was the first black samurai" ~ Alyssa Mercante
Alyssa Mercante by ChopStix36 July 25, 2024

Alyssa Rucker 

“hey you remember the time Alyssa Rucker posted someone’s full name to the Urban Dictionary

“yeah I do I don’t think she remembers the importance of digital footprints”
Alyssa Rucker by rizzucker January 5, 2025

Alyssa's hotpocket 

The purposeful act of shutting your own asshole with glue (the stickier the better). Then proceeding to gorge oneself on spicy ethnic food. Resulting in the ruptured of ones colon.
I'm so tired of life right now, so I gave myself an Alyssa's hotpocket

Alyssa Mckay 

A butterface influencer with a ridiculously fat ass made for gangbanging but a horrific face.
Corey - Look, isn't that Alyssa Mckay? Wanna take turns using her fat ass?
Rick - That ass does look tempting, but where will we find a paperbag to cover her face at this hour!

Alyssa Manitta

Aura Farmer
Alyssa Manitta is an aura farmer she is billy badass