tom oldfield

he has a 6 head and is his dads twin.

see that big head over there... oh yea thats tom oldfield.

by mattpinkgreen January 3, 2022

Sister Tom

The homosexual equivalent to an Uncle Tom. A homosexual who simply plays up to the stereotypes of how a homosexual is expected to act in order to gain approval.

After Robbie came out of the closet he keeps playing up how much he knows about fashion, but I really don't think he's even all that interested in fashion. He's such a Sister Tom.

by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009

Tom Cocaine

A country singer known for singing Life is a Highway while high on cocaine.
Like he meant life is a high way.

Gregory: I remember the song Life Is a Highway.
Ben: Such a classic.
Gregory: Rascall Fatts did an outstanding job making it for the Cars movie.
Ben: Rascall Fatts covered it, Tom Cocaine originally sang it.
Gregory: Wow, I should’ve remembered.

by gregben February 6, 2022

Tom Bound

When one acts spin ones dog with physical abuse for no reason and posts t on a social media website

"My dog kept on barking so I tom bound it one"

by Tom Bound November 20, 2016

Tom-Faced

Excessively drunk, lacking all basic motor functions.

I was so Tom-Faced last night I passed out on Roger's couch.

by Tommy Okktane December 29, 2003

Tom Pratten

Absolute TOP SHAGGER ‘lives by the saying‘ if it has a pussy fuck it ‘

Tom Pratten had sex with a slag again

by TomPratten February 8, 2020

Tom Sawyer

That one song by a given band that everyone knows, even if they know nothing else by the band.

Named for the song by Rush.

Smells Like Teen Spirit is Nirvana's Tom Sawyer.

by nbmft13 July 30, 2015