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Shrek

Daddy shrek is the best.
Lord poop is way worse.
by Shrek lover 225 April 25, 2021
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If you searched this you are the most funniest popular kid ever SIKKKKE sorry but you are really mean annoying and kind dumb but that’s ok cause when your lonely you got shrek
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by Dumb Cooper April 26, 2021
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To pretend to be digitally present (green light) while away doing private business

During and most probably post-corona, millions of people work at home. Their employers keep track of them through software like skype for business, where a green light denotes a dutiful worker slaving away at the computer.

But everything can be manipulated and the light can shine green 24 h a day if you adjust the settings..
"Sadie has been a shrek all morning, I messaged her 2 hours ago and she still hasn't responded".
"I need to shrek out this afternoon, I have to go to the hairdresser and I'm out of comp time".
by SisterHoffaSsssHoffasister April 29, 2021
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The seggsiest, cutest, hottest man alive.
He has soft, green skin, beautiful polite hazelnut eyes and two cute feelers. This adorable ogre also wears baggy whitish clothes with brown belt and cute vest probably from animal skin.
He appears in many memes such as: pursed lips Shrek, Shrek crocs, I'm calling the police, I believe in Shrek supremacy, Shrek is love, Shrek is life and many more.
Person 1: ,,Dude how is Shrek so hot??"
Person2: ,,IKR I want to spank him so bad🥵"
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Shrek do be a magical human who date Rhianna samways and I have to go to the uk it is a bich and says it is a good song what u doing tomorrowIts and the handle is the next place to put a roblox talent show.
Shrek is so fit 🐄
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people that likes gay futa porn
"I like shrek bro"
"Same."
by cool youu May 18, 2021
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S: SUPER
H: HECKING
R: ROUND
E: EVEN
K: KAREN’S (LOVE HIM

Wow Shrek is the best! He can ride in a DabBaby Let’s go convertible!
by ShrekIsTheBest May 18, 2021
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