taco squat

Its the girl version of a tea bag its when a girl puts or rubs her vagina in someones mouth or face

like if your at a girls basketball game and the girl is on a break away against one girl you say "Taco squat her"!!!

by Marcelino Gonzalez III/ Bronson Asher July 8, 2006

paco taco

Mexican pussy

Eh buddy, i got some nice paco taco back at my place.

by ToneLessLOC beyotch January 20, 2011

Crunchy Taco

A woman who has an aggressive, unfriendly, or "crunchy" personality.

Damn, that girl was a crunchy taco.

by mauna_lani August 13, 2010

Taco Fries

1. Fries served with minced meat, taco sauce and cheese as well as with whatever else is served in a taco except the shells

2. The best thing since sliced bread if you're not a vegetarian

Gretchen: Hey, lets pop in here and get some taco fries!

Fry: Yeah, as long as there's no cheese on mine though.

by SarkoSuicide August 11, 2008

Taco Dilemma

If you've ever eaten a taco, or a particularly full sandwich, you have encountered the Taco Dilemma. The problem arises when you realize that your taco has so many toppings, and so much meat, that if you try to take a bite from one end, much of the contents will drop out the other side.

Thus, you are presented with a dilemma: Which end do you take, and which end do you sacrifice?

Carl pauses, taco in hand, and realizes the horror of the situation before him. Should he choose one end, he surely dooms the other to the horrible fate of falling, uneaten, to the plate.

His friend, Michael, notices Carl's hesitation. "Ah, the old Taco Dilemma, eh?"

by Tinglystix August 14, 2007

shrimp taco

Refering to one who lacks skill or common sense.

Sam: Alan can't even tie is own shoes!

Fred: He's a shrimp taco

by JonasV May 31, 2016

taco party

The female equivalent to a sausage party.

There was only two boys and 20 girls over there last night, it was a total taco party.

by uzisuzy December 4, 2004