2-mile spanking line

The thing from spongebob that fetishists dream of experiencing

Man I really want to feel the 2-mile spanking line.

by Crunk Ain’t dead September 6, 2019

2 high 3 wide

A description of what most men have as a penis erect.

(Hottie) Let me see your dick.
(Me) I’m not showing you shit.
(Hottie) Well how big it?
(Me again) 2 high 3 wide baby.

by Adam Loveland October 6, 2019

2 week rule

The established rule for describing major plot elements in a film. Wait two weeks, then you’re good.

1: Have you seen the new Joker film?

2: Hell yeah! The part where *spoiler* was fucking crazy!
1: Asshat! 2 week rule!
2: Shit, totally forgot.

by SteakNGravvy October 13, 2019

2 de Janeiro

Pessoas que nasceram nesse dia amam todos os 9 membros do Stray Kids.

- Essa pessoa ama os 9 membros do Stray Kids
- Os 9? Então com certeza ela nasceu dia 2 de janeiro.

by ___.Sunshinee.___ November 23, 2019

2-factor nutthentification

When you do a hand stand and nut in your mouth before you but in her making sure it’s the good stuff.

I 2-factor nutthentification to make sure the baby was going to be good

by D1ldoBagg1ns November 4, 2019

2 more times

a slang originated from greensprings school lekki in which can be used instead of ask again but the diffrense is it can be used for non-question

paul: what do we have next period
me: 2 more times

paul: msheew

by ask again March 16, 2020

2 pretty best friends

Nobody knows you have never seen one

I ain't never see 2 pretty best friends

by Keiloni November 17, 2020