by HotchkissFM November 9, 2019
Get the 13 octobermug. Moments before an accidental Moon landing you fart releasing unexpected gases that change your original trajectory. Upon new trajectory you notice how close you were to a moon landing and jury-rig things out of your gym bag to get yourself out of the situation as fast as possible.
I was bending over in the locker room but I farted and stood back up. When I stood up I noticed the guy behind me had his Charlie Browns all in my face. So I grabbed my water bottle and a sock out of my gym bag and walked to the sink like I was fucking Macgyver and pulled an Apollo 13.
by WisconsinBenjamin February 24, 2012
Get the Apollo 13mug. The day the famous tiktok star, Lyla Gallagher, was born. Also the day you ask your crush out over social media.
by Liasfhbuy March 10, 2021
Get the April 13mug. the best show/book on planet earth. featuring hannah baker, a girl who committed suicide. the show explains why she did it using 13 tapes that she made.
by alykatbro April 7, 2017
Get the 13 reasons whymug. The best show/book ever to be created. Also the biggest emotional rollercoaster you will ever ride with all its ups and downs you will definitely shed some tears and will want to rewatch it again and again.
"Man did you finish 13 reasons why, yet?"
" Yea after sitting on the bathroom floor crying i rewatched it for the second time."
" Yea after sitting on the bathroom floor crying i rewatched it for the second time."
by brezymcfezy April 8, 2017
Get the 13 reasons whymug. Seeing what 05/19/13 means in the Bible and seeing as the message "Expect us" is apparently referring to a divine source, we can assume that on May 19th, 2013 an Apocalypse will occur. It is a day that a divine source will come and destroy those who have committed mayor sins that are malicious and intentional, and save those faithful believers.
Andrew: Dude, what's going to happen on 05/19/13? Will God come from Heaven?
Jamieferson: Or maybe it's the aliens coming for us.
Jamieferson: Or maybe it's the aliens coming for us.
by Rogerfieldson November 15, 2010
Get the 05/19/13mug. When someone becomes a teen. 13 year olds think they're amazing, but instead they have raging hormones and their face is covered with zits:
1. a young teen
2. horny
13 year olds like to hump each other and inanimate objects because they think it's not masturbating, but it really is.
1. a young teen
2. horny
13 year olds like to hump each other and inanimate objects because they think it's not masturbating, but it really is.
13 year old Girl: OMG!!1 l@st n1t3 waz S0 keWl m3 @n my FR3ndz gOt 2G3th3R an HuMp3d 3@ch oth3rz bra1nz out!!1
by Yo Momma :( May 30, 2008
Get the 13 year oldmug.