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Sweaty Megan

waking up covered in sweat after hallucinating on hemp or cannabis.
I ate way too many gummies last night and woke up with a sweaty Megan.

You better not eat that many gummies or you will get a sweaty Megan.

Bro, my sweaty Megan was so bad last night that I need a case of beer and a cold shower.
by Ranku78 September 9, 2023
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Megan Bright

by Himynameisyeezy January 9, 2022
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Megan

She’s either the most popular hoe in the school or the girl whose quite at first, but then a real party once you get to know her. No in between.
Megan is easily the biggest hoe in the school.
by OneEpicGirl November 26, 2018
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megan

Megans can be nice but crave attention from anywhere they can get it. They are super pretty but always feel bad. Can be huge sluts and don't care what girls think but are so terrified of what boys think about her. She is super boy crazy but is super kind and so her friends don't mind she can be nice or a slut there's no in between for a megan.
wow megans so kind
or
wow megans such a slut
by helene2749 March 1, 2020
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megan ross

The most beautiful girl in the world! She has long, dirty blond hair, and blue eyes sparkle like diamonds. She is a very outgoing person, and doesn’t like to get talked about behind her back. If you ever see her, don’t be afraid because her intentions are all well meaning.
Megan Ross - Hey guys! What’s up?

Stranger - We were just finishing planting this garden.
Megan Ross -Do you need any help?
Stranger - Sure!
Megan Ross - (goes on to talk about nature.)
by Macarroniandcheesewithme February 11, 2018
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Overtime Megan

fine ass snowbunny cumslut treesh ass hoe. loves taking giant juicy black cock up that pretty pink pussy. if i was able to clap that im nutting in that hoe.
by LittleJewBoyNextToMe October 31, 2025
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Megan Robb

The most sadistic, soul sucking, heart crushing, selfish, monster anyone could ever encounter. She’s the type of self hated, ugly Syrian that’s only means of survival is making you whole heartedly believe she is the most beautiful, loyal, honest person you could ever have in your life, that you could never find anyone like her. She pulls you so close with her treachery and games, before you even know it you’ve let Satan’s nasty little whore into your head. She then takes everything from you, kills your will power, and makes you destroy the ones who truly love you. She’s an abomination.

Beware boys and girls, this one ruins your life for fun, while watching you drown and blame yourself.

You can refer to a Blue Whale.
“O, no! Megan Robb is at it again, another innocent soul lost.”
“Megan Robb stole away and put a spell on your loved one too!”
by QueenCuntee April 5, 2019
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