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simp

A "nice guy" who is way too friendly with women in desperation trying to get a girlfriend and will get pissed when they get pointed out.
George is such a simp, he just got pissed at my girl.
by poopysmell May 4, 2020
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Izzy’s a total simp for Ava
by Ohmygodimasimp May 6, 2020
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The very identification of a desperate girl. Studs Idolizing Mediocre Penis is a common action that is performed by women when they are very desperate for the D, this is guaranteed not worth the effort or attention they give, since the male has a rather small PP.
"fuck sake, Ruby being such a SIMP over Jarred"

"I know right, Ruby bought him a 16 fucking inch pizza, she thinks it's best to eat a pizza the size of your cock, but she doesn't know that I've actually gone down on Jarred before, and it's actually 3 inches hard. Ruby such a fucking SIMP"
by ceo of urban dick May 17, 2020
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A depressed and/or emotional person; a person that is always in their self-conscience feelings.
by negus of lyfe March 9, 2018
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Suckas Idolising MAGNIFICENT pussy

basically what ever other definiton says but in this case the female in question is a fucking godess sexy angel its used to complitment the female and an insult to the males only.
''Man that clan is such a simp clan''
''Did you see those snapchats?? What a fucking simp XD''
''Yeah it sucks how they simp for my gf what a bunch of losers''
by Jessica5252525252 April 29, 2020
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Joey Manberg is a huge simp
by Joey’s a simp January 9, 2020
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A loser 'nice guy' that knows he's getting catfished but is so desperate for attention from a (fake) pretty girl that he refuses to see all the blatantly obvious signs. He'll literally still shell out hundreds of dollars for her approval even though she's not even a real person.
A: Lmao this Alex kid is so desperate for 'female' attention that he bought me a $60 video game AND a Nintendo Switch. This was after he expressed concerns that I wasn't even a real person.

K: Wow, guess he would do anything to believe someone actually cared about his meaningless existence. What a fuckin simp.
by Short and Stubby Alex August 7, 2020
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