#1 Simp

Somebody that completely neglects hanging with the boys to go get some Coochie. If they are the #1 simp then they miss out with the squad and dont even get any coochie no matter the effort they put in.

Yo he missed the game to go to prom with this thot. He’s the #1 simp.

by ISeeAllSimps February 21, 2020

1 October

1 October signifies the Appreciation Day for Tinkle Friend Singapore.

John: Tomorrow is 1 October

Timmy: Yes, we must appreciate Tinkle Friend tomorrow! :)

by TinkleFriendAppreciationPage September 23, 2021

October 1

The day antman was born

Your born on october 1st! like antman

by uno April 18, 2022

1 ndidifkfmrmetre

the word “ 1 ndidifkfmrmetre” is a measurement unit or ryan’s height.

ryan is 1 ndidifkfmrmetre.

by shakmakaks May 21, 2021

December 1

National Slap anybody with red hair day!!!
Make the best out of it ;)

Hay girl you got red hair let me slap u I mean it is December 1

by #and-ioop November 11, 2019

December 1

Today is the end of No Nut November (NNN) meaning that it is the start of Destroy Dick December (DDD). So go cum in your girl.

Dain: Yo it’s December 1.

Ruker: Damn you better go cum in ur girl.

Catherine: Alr bet.

by Dain is the best November 29, 2021

december 1

national come over to your girlfriends house day and hug her and give her your hoodie

me- why are you here
boyfriend- it’s December 1st

by i lovetheodore November 30, 2020