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Hawk Tuah

An offensive phrase, used to describe the sound of someone spitting.
A: "Aw man I lost to B in a fight"
B: "Hawk Tuah!"
A: "Don't spit on me, that's gross!"
by BouncyBonBon November 22, 2024
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Hawk Tuahitus Disorder

(Disclaimer: This is obviously a joke and shouldn't be taken too seriously)

Hawk Tuahitus Disorder (Pronunciation: Haw-k Too-Ah-eye-tus) (or "HTD" for short) is a mental disorder that shares similarities to "Amogus Syndrome"
It's believed that the disease is linked with the viral internet meme known as "Hawk Tuah", which was made by an influencer that goes by the nickname "Hawk Tuah Girl"

For one to get the disease, they would need a source of media or any other kind of influence to know of the meme's existence
(for example: Twitter/X, Youtube, Instagram, Etc. Or through a conversation with a friend/relative)

Those who suffer from Hawk Tuahitus develop symptoms such as head shaking, mood swings, headaches, auditory hallucinations, anxiety, and Brainrot upon hearing the phrase "Hawk Tuah" or any soundalikes within phrases and sentences
This can be from everyday conversations, work, media, Etc.

If you or a loved one is suffering from HTD, seek a medical professional and be sure to quarantine from any sources of media for at least 1-2 months (depending on how severe the disease is)
Also make sure to inform someone of the condition before making any conversations to prevent cases of a soundalike to the phrase
Friend 1:
"Hey dude, have you heard about this meme lately? The one with the girl saying 'hawk tuah'?"
Friend 2:
"Dude don't mention anything about that, I have Hawk Tuahitus Disorder and I'm trying to recover from it."
Friend 1:
"Ah shit, sorry about that, I'll be sure to avoid talking about it."
by thebrokendoggo December 5, 2024
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hawks

the cameras sent out by the synagogue to spy on the rich
man 1: "there watching us like hawks man"
man 2: "freaking synagogue man"
by the devil from the west May 23, 2024
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Shit Hawk

It's a bird that shits on everything
A seagull is a specialized Shit Hawk
Or if your a bird owner, cute little cockateil or big macaw Shit Hawks
Shit Hawks are a bird that purposely without a care in the world shit everywhere it be a car, sidewalk, your mouth

Why care I can fly away
That my friends is the definition of Shit Hawk
My cockateils are specialized Shit Hawks, never fail to Shit on my shoes.
by PyroPrincess21 March 29, 2022
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'hawking

To mohawk, the act of spiking hair into a mohawk.
Your mohawk is not 'hawking in the back.
by alk3ovation January 22, 2010
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Hawks-mas

Its Christmas but with Hawks based stuff. Hawks is a character in my hero academia.
Happy Hawks-mas
by Hawks-simp December 22, 2020
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shit hawks

Shit Hawks are a sign of a warning sign of a shit storm brewing on the horizon
Honey the Shit Hawks are out, Go inside!
by The_Shit_Lord June 14, 2020
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