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Pulling a Tee Time

It’s when you are all alone and you sit on your tile floor naked with a golf ball in hand. You spread your butt cheeks apart and place the golf ball directly on your ass hole. You then roll forward and back all the time masterbating. Till you cum and you yell Four! As you climax.
I thought everyone was at church till my mom came out of her room and caught me “Pulling a Tee Time”.
by Calm in sense January 30, 2024
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Pulling a Tom

“To pull a Tom” (Disparaging)
To arrive significantly late to a pre arranged meeting with another individual in a manner similar to what a Tom would do.
Tom: Fuck I’m pulling a Tom!
Kevin: Oh no so you’ll be late?
Tom: skibidbi toilet
by Dom of Tom February 2, 2024
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Pulling a Soham

When you spend more time at your girlfriends place than your own place.
Dude! Stop Pulling a Soham and come back to Markley.
by John East quad February 2, 2024
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Pulled a loomba

Being racist and completely changing up their behavior around other people to avoid any form of repercussion.
"Did you see how he acted yesterday? The officer came and he pulled a loomba."
by Cookrater February 5, 2024
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Pulling a Cruz

An attempt to change the rules in order to hide or mitigate an embarrassing choice you made in the past. Usually attempted from a place of privileged entitlement.
Our sleazoid CEO is Pulling a Cruz and trying to get interns classified as “volunteers” so he won’t get fired for dating his intern against company policy.
by Wordbird1357 February 5, 2024
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Pull a Cruz

Attempting to change an institutional law or policy in order to cover up a stupid choice in the past.
Our sleazoid CEO is trying pull a Cruz and reclassify all interns as “volunteers” so he won’t get fired for inappropriate relations w/ an employee after boning the new intern in the corner suite.
by Wordbird1357 February 5, 2024
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Pulling a Soham

When you spend more time at your girlfriends place than your own place.
Dude! Stop pulling a Soham and come back to markley.
by John East quad February 5, 2024
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