get my face wet

A delicate, linguistic artform of such cunning gourmet that will ultimately subjugate any female, during proper application, and momentarily rendering her to a state of cathartic paroxysm. Or, ecstasy.

"I promise you if she shows up to the party, I'll get my face wet."

(masculine)

" No, I'm not into that. It doesn't turn me on, I ain't tryna get my face wet."

by ProbablyJynxy October 24, 2020

Gorilla Face

When you give a girl a dirty sanchez and then rip out some of her pubes and throw them on her face where they stick to the feces

She thought it was just a dirty sanchez, but i full on Gorilla Faced her.

by Bbbb.biz July 2, 2019

massage my face

the act where you are "massaging someone's face" but it actually means you're are kissing them.

"Hey baby come over here and massage my face ;)"

by massage therapist December 31, 2011

Troll Face Outline

Back when Minecraft was sold to Microsoft, Notch wanted to lead a final mark by creating a secret structure. Whatever, that version was never allowed to be released but it was leaked. The name of the version is TR_0.11, but the structure was unfinished. It only spawn in 1 in a million chunks, making it almost impossible to find and the rarest ever by far. The structure was so rare that there is no footage of it online, until a person named camman18 found it

After months of searching i found the Troll Face Outline

by ThatOneFiddlement December 20, 2023

Thumbnail Face

A synonym for soy face. A thumbnail face generally includes a vacant stare and a wide, gaming smile or expression of shock.

"Mr Beast is doing the thumbnail face in his new video, the west has fallen.

by the notortious I N T November 22, 2023

The Face

Too strict a diet resulted in no body.
No one knows why he is floating.
Seriously, anyone?
(Don't try this at home)

I beat The Face in Battle Cats!

by Ganado March 15, 2025

Bare Face pretty

bare face pretty adjective (WITHOUT MAKEUP)

not wearing any and all makeup (= colored substances used on a woman’s face to improve or change her appearance): She still looks like a teenager since she's bareface pretty with her ponytailed. I prefer a woman who’s bare face pretty , natural look.

She still looks like a teenager since she's bare face pretty with her ponytailed. I prefer a woman who’s bare-face pretty , natural look.

by @TreFKennedy May 4, 2024