Dog

A animal that humans trust, they lick you to death, they are "cute" and "sweet" but in reality they are crazy little creatures who are racist against cats for no reason at all. They require human-made "dog food" and get sent to a "vet" when sick.
a vet is a dog hospital where you can't see what the humans are doing to it.

Doglover101: I just tamed a stray dog
Madison: It probably has unknown diseases, Get them to your local vet which is called "Dr. Rizz Vet Dog Care"

by ThatsIt646 May 20, 2025

guide dogging

A sex act where two or more blind people meet up with strangers in a carpark and have sex.

Where's Stevie gone? Oh hes gone down to the park with a bag of viagra and lube to go guide dogging.

by uncle smegol November 20, 2020

heart dog

The first dog you owned as an adult, typically used in the past tense after they have passed.

"It's tough moving on, but you'll learn to love your next dog because that's what you're heart dog would have wanted"

by tumelo September 20, 2023

inverted chili dog

The shit that gets inside the penis after a chili dog.

I was pissing brown for a week from an inverted chili dog!

by LDi September 3, 2008

Dog shit

Dallas tx way of saying “ a lot of money”

We having dog shit

by Definethesouf June 21, 2025

Chili dogged

When you take a poop on a womans chest then you proceed to tittie fuck her. The poop is the chili and you cock is the dog and her tits are the buns put all three together and you have a chili dog

Hey man I heard that you chili dogged that hooker you got last night

by Drudown86 November 7, 2019

Dogs

Breasts, boobs, boobies, tetas

She pulled her dogs out tonight

Them dogs are massive

by Meow self June 22, 2022