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Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins

A complete moron that can't do anything or hardly anything right.
Bud is one of the dumbest persons to have ever existed, he is a prime example of a cotton-headed ninny muggins.
by PhoenixGamer34 December 24, 2021
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T-Rex head

When someone’s really aggressive but have nothing to back it up like the noble T-Rex’s stubby arms. Also they might bite you.
Wow did you see Grace the other day when she couldn’t win the fight she bit her, what a T-Rex head.
by Not Fergal. February 6, 2023
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STRANGER THEN A TWO HEADED TURKEY

Stranger then a two headed Turkey.

When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.
David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.
by trickster29 July 30, 2024
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SMH my head

When a person doesn’t know what SMH stands for and wants to sound like they understand abbreviations
by Expert proven October 31, 2023
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Bum bum head

A person who is getting on your nerves just a little bit but you still tolerate them. It can also be used when someone says something cool or weird a bit like how you use bombaclut.
My friend is getting on my nerves
“They’re a bum bum head”
by Theofficiallinaaa May 19, 2020
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Fuck head

A fuck head is one who's head is fucked cuz the world is fucked my friend. Usually has 2 looks of either resting bitchface or smiling n laughing into Oblivion of the face area. Usually has 2 moods of either fuck you or fuck me, usually, or like whatever tho. male or female cuz the males kind of feminine n the females kind of masculine. Won't usually talk shit back , jus look at u like u have no idea how lucky u r I don't haul off n blast you in the face pussy cause they got jails for that n y'all need Jesus anyway bitch so I'ma go back to doing me. Inside is just a puppy but a timberwolf puppy half grown so still lethal. Jus wans to cuddle but ain't nobody got time for that so they may develop a drinking problem but eventually be basically sober cuz they're wicked smart so how bout them apples. Walks like Ben Affleck cuz y'all suspect. Prolly Italian or raised round alot of Italians or likes Italian food n wine. Makes the best lovers cuz deep down they jus wanna love n be loved but r super picky so you'll prolly get sour grapes n that's fine because they'd prolly ruin everyone else for u for the rest of your life n they love u too much to do that to u. Prolly really been through a lot even though they don't look it so you should be really caring with them cuz even though they r the shit they can be assholes n u probably deserve it but deffinatly not n they will feel bad after and everything will be fucked up for like a minute but that could last forever, who knows these days.
*dog acts crazy and its hilarious*
-little fuck head
by JohnnyBlazeson October 6, 2019
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