cardboard ass

Sidney Smith

She has an ass as flat as a piece of cardboard. Call her cardboard ass

by #1 Roast Session May 21, 2016

Ass napkin

A term usually used to describe a manager of a lending institution who looks like a white monkey, smiles with a grill that looks like it's been pounded in by a bag of melted nickles, and is dumber than a brain dead retard. Can be used interchangeably with the term "ass clown"

My manager Greg is such an ass napkin

by Assnap15 January 9, 2014

Insta-ass

Someone on Instagram who comments on your photo but doesn't like it.

@SanFran69ers commented on my photo but didn't like it. What an insta-ass.

by TeamSexy June 30, 2016

Ass-Nauseous

That feeling you get when you gotta drop a couple stinky logs.

Hey babe i'll be back in like 20 min to bring you to pound town. I'm feeling a bit ass-nauseous right now.

by Stickycarseats November 10, 2020

Ass-Mario

An Anal-Plumber. Luigi's anally fixated brother.

Look at that the tight shorts on that guy; I bet he's an Ass-Mario.

by embryridddlesux April 4, 2010

Hawling ass

Aka Josh Hawley on J6

The epitome of “fuck around, find out”

Running from the consequences of your actions.

He was Hawling Ass from the mob

by LlamadeTrama July 21, 2022

Ass Wash

Ass Wash is a reagent used mainly for cleansing and/or scrubbing ones posterior, but also has wildly interesting applications in the paralysis of C. elegans for scientific study.

Bobby: "Man, that Ass Wash is some really good stuff!"

Frank: "Wait, what do you mean 'ass wash'? What is that?"

Bobby: "I was using my buddy's ass wash and it really cleaned me up good. Plus it helped me image my worms!"

by ElephantLitter October 9, 2014