National nudes day

9th of march
It is the day when you can ask for anyone for nudes whom you’re comfortable with.

Today is national nudes day so send me your nudes.

by Sushwtfmayn April 21, 2021

National Mustache Day

National Mustache day is April 20th where all mustaches hold a competition for who can grow the biggest mustache.

Another boring day. "What do you mean Max its national mustache day get up and get ready!

by cerealbeforemilk1234 April 21, 2021

national dogs day

may 1st is the day to go spent the day with your dog. you can do homework with your dog next to them. after that play with them, feed them treats and you cant be mad at them or yell at them!

person 1; spends time with their dog
person 2: why are you spending time with your dog
person 1: its national dogs day

by I like Bunnies April 21, 2021

National Fuck Off Week

A Holiday that is about people needing to leave that person the Fuck Alone in general and it only happens in one month one week only!

Guy 1: Yo how's it going?
Guy 2: Wtf yo why you bothering me?
Guy1: dude I just came to check on you-
Guy2: it's national Fuck Off Week!
Guy1: Omg I forgot about that my Apologies...
Guy2: Hmph...

by anonymous April 21, 2021

National uwu XD ;-; day

Where all smol beans come together.

Smolbean69uwu: It's national uwu XD ;-; day!
Iliketits69: Stfu lol
Smolbean69uwu: :<

by gaymf April 22, 2021

national slap ass day

On April 23rd is national slap ass day!

National slap ass day is where u go up to anyone and slap their ass

by Graggen Smemt April 22, 2021

National Ali day

A day to celebrate Ali’s coming to this earth

Person 1: happy national ali day

Person 2: thanks, happy national ali day to you too

by HamoodHabibi21 April 22, 2021