n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".
"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!
You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"
(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:
"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")
You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"
(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:
"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")
by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011
A drinking game for lax bros. First both participants put a full beer in the pocket of a lacrosse stick. While holding both shafts in both hands, twist your shafts towards yourself while chugging a natty light (cheep beer) at the same time. First one to finish is the winner.
The Face-off is when you walk up to a lax bro who is holding his wand and a brew, challenge them to "The face off". First one to finish is way more bro.
by CONNORPREY May 03, 2015
by Pimplimpnoodle March 27, 2023
- I had sex with that girl Alex oller and she makes the worst moose sex face
- I was about to nut until I seen that moose sex face
- I was about to nut until I seen that moose sex face
by the bandit75 April 04, 2014
by Josh the Hammer January 17, 2018
Someone that seems beautiful (I define as a person that's as pretty on the inside as they are on the outside.) However, they turn out to be really great at Gaslighting. May troll a potential lover on Social Media if they are upset or feel wronged.
Synonym: Wolf in sheep's clothing.
Synonym: Wolf in sheep's clothing.
by Dam Skam June 28, 2024
by IDontEatSoap August 23, 2017