Truck Driver Face

Being fucked so good the guy sounds like a jake brake slowing down a semi when cumming

Dee fucked John so good he had a truck driver face like a Canadian jake brake cumming down a long steep grade

by JDviewpoint69 February 27, 2022

Cock in face

When you are getting a blowie and you put your legs over the girls shoulders and pound her face with your cock .

Matt likes to give his bird cock in face

by Cif 1981 June 2, 2021

Face herpes

Humphrey lumpy love bumps on the face

Erika Rea got them face herpes on her eyes🤮🤮

by Bumber Bork August 10, 2025

Hand-to-Face

When you stretch so good you slap someone in the face.

This one time i stretched so hard I gave her a hand-to-face (slap)

by Reediculous13 November 19, 2018

Resting Bless Your Heart Face

The uncanny smile ever present on scores of respectable blonde, suburban housewife types. You're never sure if it is the result of good 'work', true bliss, or an elaborate mask for the masses.

Did you see Mrs. Jones' Resting Bless Your Heart Face, I couldn't tell if she was happy or not?

by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 20, 2021

Face Quentin

Facebook jail.

Billy Bob got three days in Face Quentin for posting an Islamophobic meme.

by Heez Ded Gym April 18, 2018

Resting Charlatan Face

Mike "Tiny" Johnson's permanent expression

Appearing on CPAN, Preacher of the House Mike "Tiny" Johnson got his ass chewed out (not in a good way) by furious, conservative callers, who dragged him for filth over keeping the House out-of-session and blocking the Epstein discharge petition. one after the other, angry people told Mike he's a fucking idiot and my dude just sat there with Resting Charlatan Face like he was staring at a Burger King drive-up menu written in French.

by Uncle Joosie October 10, 2025