Pulling a Micheal

An individual who consistently displays signs of sleepiness and grogginess, reaching out and causing distress towards an innocent women, exhibits predatory behavior and naturally falls into the category of Simp. They derive pleasure from being watched while sleeping. However, when it is time to visit the zoo, they abandon their companions and exhibit an excessive state of sleepiness, resembling a koala sleeping on a tree branch

You are pulling a Micheal, stop acting like you have the energy of an ox inside your walnut brain

by I am chocolate January 2, 2025

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pulling a trofey

The act of disappearing when you know you can't win. Pulling a trofey can be seen both as unsportsmanlike behavior but it can also be seen as a way to conserve precious time. For some, it's a way of life.

1) ...so Marko and me met these 2 student chicks in the bar last night.. The beautiful blonde clicked with me right away, but the chubby one went for Marko. 20 minutes in to it, the guy couldn't handle it so he pulled a trofey. Had to buy Becky cheeseburgers all night to avoid the cockblock.

2) I've paid my son 5 months of private tutoring for the graduate exam, i was so sure he was ready for medschool. You know what happened at the exam? Little bastard didn't last 10 minutes without pulling a trofey!

3) A: Wow Jenny, long time no see.. Last time you were telling me Brendan proposed on you?

J: That asshole pulled a trofey on me...
A: Omg, that is horrible, what happened?
J: One day I told him I was pregnant. He was so happy to hear it, i couldn't anticipate anything. Anyway day after when i came from work his things were gone and he has not been in town since..

by agent rapha February 10, 2024

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