Dog Assing

When you really need to wipe, so you just dog ass it.
May include letting it air dry or scooting across a carpet.

We didn’t have toilet paper so Im just dog assing it.

by Dog Ass October 1, 2025

Hurricane Dog

A term for a chaotic dog getting the zoomies, leaving nothing but destruction in its wake. The size of the dog does not matter, for Hurricane Dog comes all the same.

“Oh no, Luna’s getting excited! Hurricane Dog incoming!”

by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024

dirty dog paw

When you're fingering a girl's asshole and you get shit on your hand and you just shove it in her pussy and continue on.

I just gave Maliya a dirty dog paw. Now both her holes stink like shit!

by Scooterfudge May 31, 2024

Dog water

What fortnite kids say when you are LITERALLY THE WORST AT FORTNITE.

im cracked! Ur so dog water you keep dying

by Lorenna2011 April 16, 2022

Halfway Hot Dog

Cutting your penis down the middle from tip to halfway along the shaft to create two different child penises so you can bang two chicks at once.

Tom took threesomes to a whole new level with the halfway hot dog

by The Dank Jester May 15, 2018

dog bandana

A piece of fabric you tie on your dog’s neck to make it look cooler than other dogs.

Wow, is Sunny using a dog bandana?
Yes
Now that’s a cool dog.

by Barbs_aloha October 25, 2020

Extreme hot dogs

A video that will scar you if you ever see it.

Carl: hey dude, have you ever seen extreme hot dogs?
Evan: the fuck? No?
Carl: you should, it’s a great video
Evan: you’re not getting me again, fuck off Carl

by Ballencat June 20, 2019