i might get on one knee or two

they are happy for what you give them and want to give you a blowjob

"babe you can have my hoodie"
"aw babe i might get on one knee or two"

by DaVo691 November 23, 2021

Get off the cross

Playing the martyr when you are the one that is unfairly treating someone else.

"How dare you get angry at me cheating on you - if you were doing what I wanted and giving me what I needed I wouldn't cheat"

Get off the cross - no matter what I did or didn't give you cheating is not right and you know it.

by Lethallydosed November 23, 2021

Getting Jiggy With It

Orgasming and puking at the same time. Cumming and barfing. Nutting and hurling. Ejaculating and vomiting simultaneously.

He was so disgusted that he always finished by getting jiggy with it.

by dude_lord November 23, 2021

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

by The real Benjamin Earthmover January 20, 2025

SIR GET DOWN

A very polite way to say to a citizen that he should move his physically manifested body down a bit.
Usually used by the stately executive force.

"Scream" SIR GET DOWN! SIR GET DOWN! SIR GET DOWN!

by Darkunesu_II January 20, 2025

you are going to get killed by me

What i call homo-sapiens who mention by name in place of an abscess.

Person 1: Are you mentioning my name in place of an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: you are going to get killed by me

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Religion I can get behind

Do you even hear yourself?

Sam Sedar "Now that's a Religion I can get behind! You know? Where God... Wants the things I want... And values the things I value... Like me and God have the same thoughts and desires... That's a religion I can get behind! And no one should be allowed to have more political power than me either."

Hym "You... You see how that is the exact thing I said about atheist shit-libs who split hairs on religion, right? Like, you want you to be the God.... And that's when you're fine with it. Solipsistic narcissism."

Sam Sedar "Right but if the religion was me it would be good."

Hym "Right, see, THIS is why I just murder God. That exact line of reasoning is exactly why I needs to die."

by Hym Iam January 22, 2025