a meritless and fraudulent set(s)/repetitions of pronated pull-ups performed by exploiting the momentum gained through kipping cloaked as thoracic convulsions executed in an elliptical path on a standard, fixed, elevated, horizontal pull-up bar; it is often erroneously promoted by CrossFitters as a "functional movement."
Those CrossFit clowns love to claim that their CrossFit pull-ups are better for strength as a (purportedly) "functional" exercise when, in fact, it doesn't even measure true upper body strength since it relies on momentum - unlike a true or traditional pronated pull-up which is, when executed properly, a superior closed kinetic chain compound movement and a more appropriate indicator of upper body strength since the primary muscles involved (i.e., latissimus dorsi, trapezius, and biceps brachii) are forced to work (concentrically and eccentrically) WITHOUT utilizing momentum.
by matty tsunami April 30, 2024
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025
Did you see Lauren pull Talia’s thong so high it ripped, that was hilarious
Let’s go thong pull Lauren after the soccer game
Let’s go thong pull Lauren after the soccer game
by Prankmanabdullah May 08, 2018
To bother someone over text. i.e. sending eight million gifs; putting “!!!” At the end of every sentence; making Memojis of everyone in the group and spamming them constantly
by Koaleman October 17, 2023
by The Bully March 18, 2022
Guy 1: “Oi did you here Josh isn’t coming this weekend!?”
Guy 2: “Oh shit! He is pulling a Mikey! What a dog!”
Guy 2: “Oh shit! He is pulling a Mikey! What a dog!”
by Ozziedogdownunder July 27, 2022
When you're a hip and cool transgender kid that got circumcised when they were 6, who likes to wear trenchcoats and make out with your ALSO transgender boyfriend Broghan.
by Mikey died lol October 23, 2019