Dirty Carpet

When a man shits on a women's pubic hair, and then fucks here in the vagina.

"That guy just gave me a dirty carpet!!!

by Misconson September 8, 2009

Dirty Jude

A notorious pedo nonce who is stuck to his coach all day with nothing better to do.
He also seduces kids by fixing their toilets for free.

Wow I almost got caught out by dirty jude yesterday

by Big Karol baskin April 17, 2020

dirty kristal

The act of finger poppin' your man's booty hole, and when you pull out your finger, there's just enough poo to draw a smiley face on his Cadbury Egg sack.

I was fingering my mans Hershey highway, and pulled a dirty kristal.

by Buttpirate07 March 31, 2020

Dirty Turked

To go on holiday to Turkey and shag a local.

"Yeah I just got back from Marmaris where I got dirty turked by a barman called Mehmet on a sun lounger."

by fulleulla May 14, 2010

dirty machida

To snort a line of barbecue sauce while being choked and taken from behind.

Girl #1: He busted out the dirty machida last night.

Girl #1: Damn.... that's fucked up

by mtownherpderp May 23, 2011

Dirty Marcin

The act of a male having sexual intercourse with his own father and using nicknames for his (father's) cum, usually beginning with "creamy".

E.x of nicknames - "creamy hours" "creamy days" "creamy explosions" "creamy creams" "lovely explosions" "creamy millenniums"

Ped is a Dirty Marcin!

by Pedinthebed April 15, 2020

Dirty Cambodian

After having anal sex, You give your partner a full beard with the shit on your cock.

Dude your mom looks so wierd witha dirty cambodian

by b~magic June 18, 2009