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Doing a J*Boy

Bumping into a friend during work hours and realising that they should be at work and you say to them "Doin' a J*Boy ay?"
by JME July 21, 2004
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Boys Like Girls

(n). 1. a wicked awesome band from MA that puts on a great show 2. one of the most straight up band names out there

They got their fame from Purevolume.com and Myspace.com

Martin Johnson
I saw Boys Like Girls at a concert in Boston, Manchester, Lowell, Mansfield, etc.
by Molly Mac April 8, 2008
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emo boys kissing

Two or more boys in skin tight t-shirts joined at the off-centre lip ring because they think they're the most sought after spectacle around and are breaking all bonds of conformity, despite the fact that they all dress exactly the same, all listen to the exact same music, all kiss each other because they can't get any girls to do it for them, and inevitably, will all have the exact same myspace picture of their clumsy, adolescent embrace with the caption "romanceXcore<333".

Far from being an act of teenage exploration which can be fondly recalled in years to come, most boys who succumb to the urge to lick the teeth of their mates will be haunted by not only the act, but by the publicity they craved in doing it and the fact that the only publicity they got was from their female friends who will never look at them twice, saying "aww cute lol xXx <3". This guilt spiral will continue until, one day, they do what they threatened to do all along to get attention from the friends who were all threatening the exact same thing, and slit their wrists the wrong way, bleeding into unconsciousness and waking up in a psychiatric unit where they get nailed relentlessly by their room mate.

Of course, this is exactly what they wanted.
I think we've all seen way too many examples of emo boys kissing.
by Thelfo January 13, 2007
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evil boy genius

A young male, generally from pre-pubescent to adolescent stage, who displays exceptional intelligence and/or handiness with electronics and science. This is the most common type of young genius and is distinguished by using their inventions, usually death rays or attack robots, for wrongdoing.
That evil boy genius just had one of his robots steal my grilled cheese!
by 'Annony' June 7, 2005
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crank that kosher boy

An awkwardly jewish boy wildly and vigorously masterbating
After this bar mitzvah, i need to go crank that kosher boy
by Damascus May 26, 2008
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teenaged boy

"Oi Pablo did you see that teenaged boy last night"
"Fucked him real good"
"Aight, cya Karl"
by DickMuncher69_420 October 3, 2019
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fuck boy

Fuckboy is a term used to describe men who fail to meet the arbitrary and unwritten standards made up to determine whether or not someone is a "real man". See Real Man

Fuckboy is therefore essentially the opposite of a "real man" and is used as a derogatory slur to blemish the reputation of a man simply because he fails to act as a girl wants him to.

It's a term that hinges on and tages advantage of our nature as a social species - always seeking approval, as it is meant to label someone as "bad" or "not qualifying" as a means to manipulate them into acting in accordance with the wishes of women.

It is overall malevolent and evil-minded to label people as a "fuckboy" because there first off is no definite guidelines for how to not be a fuck-boy as it seems to fluctuate from person to person what a fuckboy is, and because it works as a means of removing autonomy from the insultee via social pressure.

Pathetic and disgusting.
"So, I hung out with this guy last night and he didn't even pay for my dinner, he's such a fuck boy"

"I don't know if I should be dating this guy, you know, maybe he's a fuck boy"

"if a guy doesn't tex you, he's definitely a fuck boy"
by Exmorted June 25, 2016
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