crank that kosher boy

An awkwardly jewish boy wildly and vigorously masterbating

After this bar mitzvah, i need to go crank that kosher boy

by Damascus May 26, 2008

Spoilsbury Toast Boy

The Spoilsbury Toast Boy was a small child haunted by beetles. He lived with his grandmother until one fateful evening when she was murdered by an evil beetle. The beetles whispered in Toast Boy's ears and suggested he kill her and burn her nipples. When he went out to fetch her some Speckled Huckleberry Leaves, he returned to find her dead, her head burnt, slain by a monstrous beetle. The beetle continued to haunt the troubled child and add to his insanity, until 'good beetles' suggested they come to their apartment where they would 'fix' him with their Brain-Fixing Machine. The Toast Boy accepted, but on arriving, was brutally murdered by the beetles' machine. There could me a moral or hidden meaning to this story, but it is too deep for anyone to work out.

"Come here... grandmpa wants to give you a big kiss! ...real sploppy..."

by Belzedar Tunn June 4, 2005

teenaged boy

literal perfection

"Oi Pablo did you see that teenaged boy last night"
"Fucked him real good"
"Aight, cya Karl"

by DickMuncher69_420 October 3, 2019

fuck boy

Fuckboy is a term used to describe men who fail to meet the arbitrary and unwritten standards made up to determine whether or not someone is a "real man". See Real Man

Fuckboy is therefore essentially the opposite of a "real man" and is used as a derogatory slur to blemish the reputation of a man simply because he fails to act as a girl wants him to.

It's a term that hinges on and tages advantage of our nature as a social species - always seeking approval, as it is meant to label someone as "bad" or "not qualifying" as a means to manipulate them into acting in accordance with the wishes of women.

It is overall malevolent and evil-minded to label people as a "fuckboy" because there first off is no definite guidelines for how to not be a fuck-boy as it seems to fluctuate from person to person what a fuckboy is, and because it works as a means of removing autonomy from the insultee via social pressure.

Pathetic and disgusting.

"So, I hung out with this guy last night and he didn't even pay for my dinner, he's such a fuck boy"

"I don't know if I should be dating this guy, you know, maybe he's a fuck boy"

"if a guy doesn't tex you, he's definitely a fuck boy"

by Exmorted June 25, 2016

frat boy

THEY MAKE GIRLS GO LOCO AND SCREAM LALALA BC THEY R SO HOT AND TAN AND THEY PARTY HARD AND ARE JERKS AND I LOVE JERKS AND GIRLS LOVE JERKS AND THEY WEAR SNAPBACKS AND LISTEN TO RAP MUSIC THAT SUCKS BUT ITS OK BECAUSE THEY ARE HOT EVERYTHING THEY DO THAT IS QUESTIONABLE IS OK BC THEY ARE HOT PLUS THEY ARE YUMMY (trust me bc one time i had one fried and taste a little better than chicken)

frat boy: ayeeee girl i love this song (starts jumping up and down with red solo cup in hand while he stares at ur bottom while u dance)

girl: I LOVE U!!!!!!!

by Jill LovesFratBoys January 4, 2014

Game Boy Advance

The Leading Cause of Childhood Bankrupcy

I Spent all of my money on games for my Game Boy Advance

by Giygas27 April 22, 2011

white boy flirting

A type of flirting done via texts or tinder mainly by white boys in high school/college, hence the name. Characteristics include:

-Initiating "the question game"/20 questions

-Winking emojis

-"What would you do if I was there with you?"

-Asking for nudes

-Instant change of attitude when faced with rejection

Girl 1: So he wanted to play 20 questions with me and the first thing he asked was if I was a virgin, then he wanted to see my tits, then when I said no he turned around and called ME a whore! Does he honestly think anyone would respond well to that???
Girl 2: Textbook example of white boy flirting...

by lightning_troubadour January 29, 2015